The Trump administration has announced that scientists should focus on finding out where the sun goes after it sets each night, rather than addressing climate change. All top scientists have been removed from their positions and are now tasked with researching possible explanations for this phenomenon. In a bizarre announcement, the president and his advisers are considering unlikely theories such as a dung beetle carrying the sun away or immigrants stealing it in the evenings.
Source: https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/2026/02/trump-administration-science-climate-change/686008